I smell stomach acid.
I don't think brook has ever known best
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
my liver is dry heaving
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
