oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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