I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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