is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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