dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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