There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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