I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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