Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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