VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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