no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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