Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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