Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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