This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
