Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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