Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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