Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Randomize