My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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