Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
