How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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