Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
accomplished twins. life is a go
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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