i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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