I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
whose ass print is on the piano?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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