I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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