Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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