So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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