I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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