The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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