they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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