yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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