How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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