If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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