He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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