i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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