Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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