So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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