I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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