If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
