I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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