called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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