Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I lost the right to judge tonight
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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