We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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