Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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