my mouth tastes like poor choices
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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