Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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