Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We don't watch enough power rangers
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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