Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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