Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Did you just see the Batmobile???
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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