walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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