she woke up with a sticky ear
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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