I heard we made out
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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