I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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