Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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