I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
