Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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