So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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