508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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