My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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